What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

After a few moments he returns.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What are the different celebrity lists (A-list, B-list, C-list, D-list)? How does one become a part of these lists and move up or down in status?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Did Muhammad Ali ask Dundee to cut his gloves off before Eddie Futch stopped the fight in Thrilla in Manila?

Sure no problem officer.

HELLO

Yes sir it is.

Does the interpretation of the Book of בראשית create in all generations the Chosen Cohen People יש מאין?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.